Resolves to:

– stop using her driver’s side door well as an ashtray.

– resist the urge to eat blueberry muffins every day of the week.

– get back to the gym.

– continue enjoying turkey sandwiches with coleslaw and russian dressing.

– remove the two trash bags of empty Diet Coke cans from the trunk of her car.

– keep on keepin’ on.

 

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