It’s my birthday soon, and Sephora decided to thank me for my years of loyal business with a small gift.

– Lash Plumper Volumizing Mascara in Black
– Nano Eyeliner in Silver Green
– Colorful Mono Eyeshadow in Aspen Summit

Silver Green liner? Dead White eyeshadow? I don’t know whether they’re trying to wish me happy day or turn me into the Corpse Bride. I haven’t frequented the lush inner chambers of Sephora for some time now, but I don’t think I’ll be rushing there to pick up my zombie kit. Halloween’s a bit far off, yet.