The Safelite Auto Glass guy is vacuuming out my car right now. I’m terrified of what he might find in the backseat. Short list includes:

• sandals (1 pair)
• ridiculously tall black heels (2 pairs)
• box of mugs
• two-day-old pizza
• empty packs of Camels (appx.10)
• underwear (thong, 1)
• loose change

Poor man. Poor, poor man.