I wish I had a better cameraphone, but picture this, if you will:

You walk into your canary-yellow “eco-friendly” bathroom with the upflush, and strategically taped all over the walls are printouts with the following message:

“Ladies,
Please treat these stalls as you would the bathrooms in your home.
If necessary, clean up after yourself.
Thank you kindly.”

I took this to be the PC version of everybody’s favorite bathroom iamb,

“if you sprinkle / while you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie”

Only in the green bathroom of my office would one find such a message.