1) i have my own office
2) and my own computer
3) to which I can add a custom desktop
4) and even change the screen resolution.
5) i have a big window through which I can see the baseball stadium.
6) FREE DIET COKE.
7) FREE COFFEE.
8) exellent eateries within walking distance.
9) my current office is situated above a porn shop
10) and next to a gay bar.
how fun is that? a porn shop AND a gay bar!! And in the basement apparently there’s some kind of sketchy asian billiards hall! So conceivably I could stroll down from work, shoot some pool with cute chinese boys, buy a vibrator, then go to the club and watch butch men ogle each other. top THAT, if you can. (no pun intended)