1) i have my own office

2) and my own computer

3) to which I can add a custom desktop

4) and even change the screen resolution.

5) i have a big window through which I can see the baseball stadium.

6) FREE DIET COKE.

7) FREE COFFEE.

8) exellent eateries within walking distance.

9) my current office is situated above a porn shop

10) and next to a gay bar.

how fun is that? a porn shop AND a gay bar!! And in the basement apparently there’s some kind of sketchy asian billiards hall! So conceivably I could stroll down from work, shoot some pool with cute chinese boys, buy a vibrator, then go to the club and watch butch men ogle each other. top THAT, if you can. (no pun intended)