So we have no internet at our apartment and I’ve been too cracked out from my redeye flight home to bother heading into the city to drink coffee and post. Also, today is my first day at my new job, so my old “writing long entries at work” trick may have to be put on the back burner until I figure out how the new digs are shaping up. Fear not, though, dear friends, for soon I will tell the story of The Ivy, soon I will tell the story of My New Friend from Paris, SOON YOU WILL LEARN OF THE HORROR AND ABJECT DEBAUCHERY THAT OCCURS WHEN TWO REDHEADED SISTERS TAKE THE WEST COAST BY STORM!!!
In the meantime, be patient, you assholes. I can only do so much.