no matter how crappy you may feel after not-really-sleeping for a week,

no matter how much you may feel like you’re getting a cold,

no matter how much you may feel like you need to mainline three shots of espresso

and no matter how warm it feels in your boss’ house,

do not opt for the mocha freddo. It is still winter, after all. And once you hoover up those 24 ounces of frozen coffee goodness you will be very, very cold indeed.