Why is it so cold in here?

how incompetent do other people have to be before I can stop blaming myself and start blaming them?

how do you estimate beer consumption v. wine consumption for 100 strangers?

Irish cheddar: what’s up with that?

how many cocktail glasses do 100 people really need?

5 GALLON v. QUARTER BARREL. AND WHAT BEERS.

how the hell are we going to fit all these people in here!!??

where in the world will we put all that food??

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING MUSIC LICENSES??

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and just like that, ErinirE gave up her dream of event planning and resolved that her next job would involve nothing more complex than pushing stacks of paper across a desk.