midafternoon thoughts

HELLO CONSTRUCTION GUY NEXT DOOR.

MUST YOU CONTINUE TO RUN THAT SAW THAT ASSAULTS MY EARS WITH A SOUND COMPRABLE TO THE MASS MURDER OF DEMON BABIES.

PLEASE STOP. WE DON’T ALL HAVE THOSE SPIFFY EARMUFFS.

THANK YOU.

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hello, guy outside beeping his horn

that is fucking obnoxious.

Please stop, or I will be forced to kill you.

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Hello, NPR

although I adore your timely coverage of issues as they occur, as well as your insightful commentary on the world in which we exist, but there is a limit to the times I can listen to the words “SLIPPERY SLOPE” in one day. It is a lame euphemism.

Please stop, or I will not give money during your June pledge drive.

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And hello, shannoxx, I just read some of the postcards on postSecret and wound up crying for some reason, so THANKS A LOT MAN.

happy afternoon, this is ErinirE, signing off.

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