HELLO CONSTRUCTION GUY NEXT DOOR.
MUST YOU CONTINUE TO RUN THAT SAW THAT ASSAULTS MY EARS WITH A SOUND COMPRABLE TO THE MASS MURDER OF DEMON BABIES.
PLEASE STOP. WE DON’T ALL HAVE THOSE SPIFFY EARMUFFS.
THANK YOU.
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hello, guy outside beeping his horn
that is fucking obnoxious.
Please stop, or I will be forced to kill you.
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Hello, NPR
although I adore your timely coverage of issues as they occur, as well as your insightful commentary on the world in which we exist, but there is a limit to the times I can listen to the words “SLIPPERY SLOPE” in one day. It is a lame euphemism.
Please stop, or I will not give money during your June pledge drive.
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And hello, shannoxx, I just read some of the postcards on postSecret and wound up crying for some reason, so THANKS A LOT MAN.
happy afternoon, this is ErinirE, signing off.
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