In Whole Foods just now I had this great idea that I sholud re-vamp this blog and theme it “the fashion errors of ostensibly rich women”. I SWEAR TO GOD PEOPLE, the more money you have the less aware you are of teh presence of “thunder-calves” or “post-partum-gut”. I saw the former wearing a V-CUT TARTAN WOOL SKIRT AND SHORT UGGS and the latter wearing HIGH WAISTED CAPRIS AND A MIDRIFF-BARING SHIRT. Both women were 40+. It almost put me off my chicken salad.

But the real reason for this post:

CHIPOTLE
Although it has been said that they are owned, or at least primarily funded by McDonald’s, I have to admit that it was good. And they use free-range pork. Instead, I went for the cage-fed-with-animal-refuse chicken.

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is MEGANA posing next to our lunch.

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is me comparing my Corona to my burrito. They are approximately the same size.

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is the trash can that I almost fell into, so dazed was I by the sheer enormity of the aforementioned meal, and

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is my sister posing next to a silly sign.