while i am stressing about grocery money, the taller and less budget-conscious component of “e$ and katsu” goes out and throws down two hundred and fifty dollars to acquire his SIXTH game system.

i smell “no sex for a week”.

DO YOU HEAR THAT JOHN? I WAS LYING WHEN I SAID IT WAS YOUR DECISION AND YOU COULD BUY IT IF YOU WANTED.

L-Y-I-N-G.