some things i’ve done today

  • cut my hair with the kitchen scissors after deciding that “braided pigtails” weren’t gonna do it for me
  • got a breast exam from the hot asian doctor, who informed me that the girls are “fuller” than last time.
  • was confounded by the temporary disappearance of BlogPatrol and relieved by its reappearance only minutes ago
  • returned two hundred dollars of merchandise to Marshall’s
  • avoided re-spending said dollars by ingeniously fleeing the premises as soon as the cashier handed back my credit card
  • shopped around online for the best Roth IRA for my meager and pathetic savings
  • wrote this totally banal and pointless post about shit that even I am not excited about.

thank you, I’m here every day.

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