i woke up yesterday with what i thought was a hangover.

no. no dice, sister.

i got the plague. the flu, the cold, the runny-nose, post-nasal drip, medicine-head, all-i-wanna-do-is-sleep plague. and the bitch of it is: today and tomorrow are like the ONLY DAYS THIS YEAR that I actually have work that i need to do! waaaaaaaaa!

a friend of mine once told me that the best cure for a cold is 5 screwdrivers – I already tried that and it hasn’t worked out so well. Any other suggestions?