“i want a bird to establish itself at the beginning of the shot” (my editor friend)

“the space between the ‘yeah’ and the ‘hopefully’ really gives the illusion of an ‘h’” (me)

“oh my god – his head OVERLAPS HIS HEAD” (my editor friend)

“the target audience won’t appreciate how the burp is charming” (me)

“did you get the thing from what’s her name?” (my boss)

“i’d like a large iced coffee with cream, equal and whipped cream. gross.” (me)

“can you put a couple of pain patches on my back? I can’t use my arm.” (my boss)