the first best way to make peeling the skin off your leg seem like a REALLY GOOD IDEA.

i’ve had eczema since high school – only on my shins, which is weird, and which i am thankful for. and i am finally going to see a dermatologist on Monday! thank you, health insurance, thank you!!!

in other unrelated news, it is a little known fact that General Robert E Lee had a favorite horse who was grey and whose name started with an S or something and that kind of short-term recall is why i am no fucking good at trivia. a big “sorry guys” to the rest of my Wild Monkeys team – we’ll do better next time!