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"work"
there is nothing – NOTHING – that compares to surreptitiously pouring 2 shots of your boss’ expensive vodka into your half-empty can of Fresca at 12:29 in the afteroon.
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MOTHERF-ing
christ… i woke up today in my bed in newton. i had so hoped that god would hear my prayers and transport me to Quebec. on top of that there…
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impatience
at 6:19PM i should, by all rights, be out of work and drinking. aren’t most people out of work and drinking? no? i’m a lush? … ok fine. fuck you.…
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up all night
but while i was sleeping. that’s right. i had a dream that i was sleep deprived. ha!! but the BEST BEST BEST was the part of the dream was where…
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in a departure from dreams:
IS IT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK TO ACTUALLY HAVE ENOUGH WORK TO FILL MY VAPID, SENSELESS 8-HOUR WORKDAY? while i realize that many people would kill for a job…
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dictionary, anyone?
a new word should be created to describe the unimaginable weirdness that comes from a dream of making out with your first fuck. especially when within the world of your…
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