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best week ever matrimony

the punchline is the rub

When you supply “because every time I put it on, I have the uncontrollable urge to vomit” as the reason you bought your wedding dress, it may seem like just a really funny thing to say. But when you’re standing on a pedestal at your first fitting, and you’ve got a fever of a hundred […]

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Depression matrimony sloth

not as crazy as it sounds, promise.

You know how sometimes you’re sitting down watching TV or whatever? And you’re snacking on something? Not that you’re hungry exactly, but that repetitive hand-to-mouth motion has been going on for so long that it’s more work to stop than to just keep snacking. Eventually, if you keep snacking, you’ll get full, then maybe even […]

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boozing matrimony

Here lies E$

we totally meant to stay in last night. really. it was our neighbors’ fault – they lured us with tales of lobster bisque and chili. and then there was wine. lots and lots of red wine. this morning, my intern brought me coffee and i almost kissed her. sometimes interns are good, i think. So […]

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gettin old matrimony

in honor of over the hill

Boozie thinks she’s getting old. I mean, technically, she’s right, but she links her old age to her Christmas list, which contains… a crockpot. Now, I’ll give you that a crockpot is not as fun as, say, a gift certificate to the record shop or a new pair of cherry-red stilettoes, but it’s not like […]

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boozing matrimony

Drunk Wedding Expo

There is only one way to deal with certain of life’s events: soak yourself in vodka and wedge a lemon between your teeth. So when Sabominator, my co-bride-to-be and partner in all things wedding-related, announced that she was in posession of two free tickets to Boston’s Great Bridal Expo, I filled my Camelbak with Absolut […]