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and a dream of missing a train to california (i was going for a weekend vacation) somehow getting there anyway and all of a sudden being the star of this movie that was going to be very very big. i guess that’s what happens in california, huh? i remember there was a cast party on this boat and i fell in the water because i’m JUST THAT RAD, YO. there was a strange assortment of real-life characters included in the dream as well. my SF based ex- figured in prominently as i think my agent or something and also there was my oldest friend alison and her sister who lived in this really incredible open-air loft with blue walls and a lot of pillows. i love real-life character dreams. And they even looked like they do in real life – not like some of those dreams where you’re talking to your mom but actually it’s suzanne somers but really it’s your mom in the dream.

speaking of plastic surgery, at the coffeeshop this morning i saw this personal trainer with THE WORST LIP JOB EVER. and i thought i might be dreaming. i mean, it was like 2 sausages flapping together when she talked… CRAZY!! i was so busy staring at her lips and nasty hair that was mercilessly dyed and straightened within an inch of its life that the coffee guy had to practically throw a scone at my head to get my attention.