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but while i was sleeping. that’s right. i had a dream that i was sleep deprived. ha!! but the BEST BEST BEST was the part of the dream was where i was britney spears and i was beating the shit out of Christina Aguilera. She was a witch and gave me some magic vial of potion that would save my baby (or something like that, i guess i was on a britney-quest to save kevin federline’s lovechild) and then for some reason i just gave her a massive right- hook and it was ON, man!!! in real-life i love watching fights. i was that girl in school who lived every day with the hope that i would get to see some physical display of juvenile one-upmanship that would inevitably end with the physics teacher coming in to break things up. that’s just not so much fun anymore when you get older and realize that other people actually DO have feelings too. but in the dream, boy oh BOY was it fun! Especially when i threw that skinny bitch down the stairs.